SERVICES OFFERED
Dock Consultations
Stare thoughtfully at your broken dock, grunt, and say things like "Yup, she’s a doozy."
Tool Lending Program
$100/hr
Dave’s got tools. Some of them work. Borrow them at your own risk!
Neighborly Supervision
Dave will lean on your railing with a coffee and say things like “Back in my day...” for moral support
Emergency Sit-Downs
If it’s too broken to fix, Dave offers immediate boat ride therapy. Cooler provided